dumb and dumber

The sad sad part of this election is that this sign could just as well read “Shrek and Donkey” and they’d still get votes over Obama JUST BECAUSE …well you know why.

A new batch

Why on earth are these little girls standing out on the side of Leesburg PIke, jumping up and down in teeny shorts and tank tops talkin bout some “CAR WASH TODAY”. Aside from the fact that its not THAT nice out today, these girls can’t be more than 13 years old!! What kinda message is being sent? Sure they are little girls and its not like they’re naked but -god help- they are skimpily dressed and whether or not they aware ( those heffas know) they are using their not yet developed sexuality to get attention. I looked over at the line for the car wash. All the vehicles were filled with families or women. Not one car with just a single man in it. I guess they don’t know what to think or which way to look. Maybe they think the second they pull into the car wash, the Dateline guy will shove a mic into the drivers side window asking them sternly, “why did you come here”.

K, just in case you’re reading…if Mommy ever sees your lil azz on side the road jumping up and down for any reason at all, car wash be damned I will shut.it.down.  You KNOW how I do.

Parents, get your kids and don’t teach your little girls at such a young age that its okay to use their bodies to get what they want. There are already enough old hoes out here to contend with. We don’t need a new breed out here promising fresh bootie AND a clean car to boot. The men wouldn’t stand a chance.

how to pull a fast one on the paparazzi

if you ever want to go incognito and enjoy a nice relaxing day at the beach and have everyone stare at you without bringing any attention to yourself- do the opposite of EVERYTHING you see in this pic.

She could’ve at least put them big burly mofos in some bermuda shorts or something. Ugh.

the ringer

Please. God.

Even though I’m with the Obama ticket during this election and I have every confidence that should everyone get off their butts and vote- there is no reason he should not be the next president of the United State- God, just in case this election is business as usual and somehow someway the Republicans find their way back into the White House. Lord above, PLEASE do not let this woman be this dumb in real life. Please let her be faking to get us to let our guards down, and please let her end up being a force to be reckoned with during this debate. Please. I beg you. I want this more than I want to get these thighs down to a manageable size. I want this more than I want that trip to Greece I’ve been planning. I need her to be their secret weapon and I want us to be shocked and awed by her political astuteness. Because Lord. If she is really this dumb. IF this broad is really this clueless. And people still support her. And stupid people like that dumb Elizabeth keep defending that “she has been in charge of a brigade” so therefore is qualified- I will lose all faith in this country and I won’t know what to do with myself. It will be like some dumb alternative universe where everything wrong is suddenly right and I will have to relearn everything that I know today. Lord. You and I know how long it takes me to adapt to that kind of change and my plate is very full. I just cannot adjust to an alternative universe such as this as this point in my life so I beg that this turns around somehow. Because between you and me- She is actually dumber than GW and…..I mean how is it possible?  I was worried when she made the comments about her foreign policy experience being based upon the fact that they “keep an eye out ” for the Russians across the way and because Canada is their neighbor. ( No, did she really say that??).  I know. I know. As a democrat I should be happy that she’s making such a fool of herself and that this situation should make it a little easier for us to get in the White House- but Lord, as an American- well, its just not right. She KNOWS she’s wrong but I forgive her. I forgive her because I was raised to forgive and I forgive her because  I know in my heart of hearts that she is faking. She is taking us on a long ride and tonight-Tonight during the debates we will all know why she was chosen and we will all crnge a little at the formidable force that she has been revealed to be.

Please.

Because I can’t believe that ONE person would be allowed to be THIS stupid in real life. It goes against everything I believe in.

Please. Let her be smart.

Thank you in advance.

Amen.

Ch-Ch-Changes!!

So today I took the plunge and tried to make a MAJOR change in my life. It was scary as hell!! I had to talk to the two men in my life who always give it to me straight, no chaser. After a lot of convincing, I think I finally got them on board. Its taken my almost eight years to “step out on faith” but I did. and honestly, despite how it turns out- it just felt good to make that decision and actually see it through to fruition.

And now all I can do is wait.

To see if the timing was actually right for me.

To see if the stars have aligned in my favor.

To see if its just my time.

God I hope it is.